{"id":9126,"date":"2023-02-26T15:29:55","date_gmt":"2023-02-26T15:29:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/?p=9126"},"modified":"2023-02-26T15:29:55","modified_gmt":"2023-02-26T15:29:55","slug":"colon-cancer-snl-commercial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/?p=9126","title":{"rendered":"Deviant Cologuard boxes harass Woody Harrelson in &#8216;SNL&#8217; sketch"},"content":{"rendered":"<div><imgsrc=\"\" alt=\"Balding Woody Harrelson in blue button up\"><\/p>\n<p>Woody Harrelson being harassed and urged to take a dump into a colon cancer screening box was not on my 2023 bingo card but here we are I guess. Harrelson, this weekend&#8217;s host for <em>Saturday Night Live<\/em>, starred in the most absurd spoof commercial yet this season, as the actor fends off deviant Cologuard boxes who want him to &#8220;unleash&#8221; inside them.<\/p>\n<p>Gross, I know.<\/p>\n<p>Cologuard for those at home that don&#8217;t know (I didn&#8217;t until having to write this), is a noninvasive at-home colon cancer screening test for men 45 or older who don&#8217;t want to get a colonoscopy. <em>SNL<\/em> as a part of its series of creepy commercials envisions a universe where not only do the Cologuard boxes talk but they enjoy having you &#8220;unleash&#8221; in them. <\/p>\n<div class=\"mx-auto mt-8 w-full max-w-3xl font-sans text-lg leading-normal md:text-xl md:leading-7\">\n        <span class=\"font-bold text-primary-400\">SEE ALSO:<\/span><br \/>\n        <a href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/video\/snl-jake-state-farm\" class=\"text-secondary-300\"><br \/>\n            Michael B. Jordan plays a not-so-good neighbor in &#8216;SNL&#8217; State Farm sketch<br \/>\n            <svg class=\"inline-block ml-1 w-4 h-4 font-normal fill-current\"><use href=\"https:\/\/mashable.com\/images\/icons\/spritemap.svg#sprite-arrow-right-thin\"><\/use><\/svg><br \/>\n        <\/a>\n    <\/div>\n<p>It&#8217;s a hilarious, albeit creepy watch whether it&#8217;s watching Harrelson slap away the wandering hands of Thomas the Cologuard box (&#8220;Why do I hate knowing that,&#8221; Harrelson mutters to himself) or seeing Kenan Thompson play the just as creepy and perverted UPS guy.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woody Harrelson being harassed and urged to take a dump into a colon cancer screening box was not on my 2023 bingo card but here we are I guess. Harrelson,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"registered_only","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"gallery","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-gallery","hentry","category-technology","post_format-post-format-gallery"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9126","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9126"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9126\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}