{"id":13058,"date":"2023-05-01T08:01:14","date_gmt":"2023-05-01T08:01:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/?p=13058"},"modified":"2023-05-01T08:01:14","modified_gmt":"2023-05-01T08:01:14","slug":"masturbation-emoji","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/?p=13058","title":{"rendered":"24 of the spiciest emoji for when you definitely mean masturbation"},"content":{"rendered":"
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There’s something inherently a little silly about using tiny cartoon images to simulate sexual acts<\/a>. <\/p>\n

But we all know the usual sexting suspects<\/a> by now \u2014 eggplant emoji<\/a>, peach emoji, pointing finger at OK hand symbol emoji. Yawn. Where are the quality masturbation emoji? <\/p>\n

\n SEE ALSO:<\/span>
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\n The cherry emoji and 14 other emoji you can use to sext
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\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n

The world’s most recognizably phallic veggie may still reign supreme, but it’s time to retire the ol’ eggplant for a while. It’s time to use other elongated food items \u2014 may we suggest the banana? Or maybe a bit of meat<\/em>? <\/p>\n

And there are also so many options for vaginal masturbation<\/a>! All you need to do is get a little creative. <\/p>\n

To help you out, we’ve compiled some emoji that are perfect for subtly sexting your date, having a laugh amongst friends, or quickly alerting your roommate to steer clear of your room for the next hour<\/em>. <\/p>\n

1. Hand + food combo<\/strong><\/h2>\n
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\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: fist, banana, hot dog<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

2. Pettin’ the kitty<\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: wave, cat<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

3. The ol’ taco tango <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: taco, tango<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

4. Orbiting Venus<\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"An<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: space, planet<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

5. Meat Beat Mania <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: fist, drumstick<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

6. Flicking the bean<\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: finger, nuts<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
\n SEE ALSO:<\/span>
\n
\n Masturbation isn’t cheating. It’s actually a really important part of your relationship.
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\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n

7. Shifting the joystick<\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"Game<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: game controller, joystick, fist<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

8. Blasting off <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: rocket, fist, squirt<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

9. Just hands… like, every hand emoji<\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"Various<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: every hand emoji<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

10. Blow your own horn <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: blow, horn<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

11. Taming the beaver <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"Bear<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: bear, chains<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

12. Paddling the pink canoe <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: canoe, hearts<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
\n SEE ALSO:<\/span>
\n
\n How to masturbate (and learn more about yourself while you’re at it)
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\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n

13. Hit the bullseye <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: finger, bullseye<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

14. Finger blasting <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: finger, explosion<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

15. Shaking hands with the milkman <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: shake, cow, milk<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

16. Spank the monkey <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: spank, monkey<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

17. Ring the bell <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: bell<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

18. Sweet, sweet honey <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: honeypot<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n
\n SEE ALSO:<\/span>
\n
\n What to do when you get stuck in a masturbation rut
\n <\/use><\/svg>
\n <\/a>\n <\/div>\n

19. Gushin’ <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: waves<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

20. Choke the chicken <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: hands spread, chicken<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

21. Make the bald man cry <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: crying, bald man<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

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22. Shower time <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: shower<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

23. Pinching the dumpling <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: dumping, pinching hand<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

<\/h2>\n

24. Clowning yourself <\/strong><\/h2>\n
\n
\n \"A<\/p><\/div>\n
\n Masturbation emoji: clown, eggplant, squirt<\/span>
\n Credit: MASHABLE COMPOSITE \/ APPLE<\/span>\n <\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n

Give yourself a hand, and try out these emoji combos for yourself. Though you might need to provide an explanation to whoever you’re sending them to, really the only important thing is that you know what’s going on<\/a>. \ud83d\ude0f<\/p>\n

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