{"id":13052,"date":"2023-05-01T06:02:33","date_gmt":"2023-05-01T06:02:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/?p=13052"},"modified":"2023-05-01T06:02:33","modified_gmt":"2023-05-01T06:02:33","slug":"best-tinder-pickup-lines-reddit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gustavopineda.com\/?p=13052","title":{"rendered":"20 of the best Tinder pickup lines we could find on Reddit"},"content":{"rendered":"
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It\u2019s difficult to say whether e-dating<\/a> has weakened or boosted the pickup line game. It probably depends on who you ask.<\/p>\n

To get to the bottom of it, we ventured over to Reddit<\/a> to check out the general state of cheesy one-liners to be deployed in an online dating setting. And the results are, well\u2026 the results kinda speak for themselves. But as far as we can tell, pickup lines, like cockroaches after an apocalyptic event<\/a>, have survived the shift to online dating and are doing just fine. <\/p>\n

From the looks of r\/pickuplines<\/a> and other subreddits we dug into, they continue to be as prevalent \u2014 and face-palm inducing \u2014 as ever. <\/p>\n

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\n Which dating app should you use? This guide can help you figure it out.
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To determine the order of which lines appear on our list below, we looked to Reddit\u2019s point system, which allows users to upvote posts and responses, signifying popularity, which is how we selected our top 20. Some of these zingers weren\u2019t necessarily used on Tinder<\/a> originally, but if we could imagine them feasibly being used in an online setting, they made the cut.<\/p>\n

Cringe warning: Viewing these Tinder pickup lines may cause you to recoil away from the screen in secondhand embarrassment. Using <\/em>these pickup lines on an actual human in an online setting may result in a swift block<\/a> \u2014 a digital severance of communication from the person you\u2019re talking to \u2014 because your pickup line was just so damn cringe-y your intended couldn\u2019t bear to talk to you anymore. <\/p>\n

\n SEE ALSO:<\/span>
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\n Single but never tried online dating? You’re not alone.
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Could the target of your pickup line turn out to have a fond appreciation for corniness and end up being the love of your life? Maybe<\/em>. A very, very, very, featherlight maybe<\/em>. Like, probably not. The odds are stacked against you there. But who knows? Anything\u2019s possible, we guess.<\/p>\n

That said, gaze upon the results of our rigorous content analysis below and, beyond that, proceed with caution.<\/p>\n

1. \u201c<\/a>Are you sugar? Because you\u2019re sweet and I wanna spoon you.<\/a>\u201d<\/a><\/h2>\n
\n Giphy(opens in a new tab)<\/span><\/a><\/small>\n<\/div>\n

2. \u201cHave you got an ugly boyfriend?\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

\u201cNo.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

\u201cDo you want one?\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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3. \u201cI can\u2019t cook a good lasagna, but I can cook a great lasagna.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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4. \u201cHi, my name is_____, if anyone is looking to make a mistake tonight.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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5. \u201cAre you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n
\n Giphy(opens in a new tab)<\/span><\/a><\/small>\n<\/div>\n

6. \u201cHeard you like bad girls. Well, I\u2019m bad at everything.\u201d *blink instead of wink*<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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7. \u201cYou have a bit of cute on your face.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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8. \u201cHey, you\u2019re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

<\/h2>\n

9. \u201cYou dropped something: My jaw.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n
\n Giphy(opens in a new tab)<\/span><\/a><\/small>\n<\/div>\n

10. \u201cAre you a model?\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

\u201cNo.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

\u201cOh, when did you quit?\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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11. \u201cMy mom told me that life was a deck of cards, so I guess you must be the queen of hearts.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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12. \u201cOf all your curves, your smile is my favorite.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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13. \u201cI went to your boyfriend\u2019s Instagram page. It said \u2018edit profile.\u2019\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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14. \u201cHey girl, are you a microwave? Because M\u0337\u0358\u0309\u033d\u0324\u0324\u034d\u032d\u0322\u033b\u032cM\u0337\u033e\u0311\u0307\u0310\u035d\u0344\u0305\u0341\u034b\u0357\u030e\u0318\u0316\u031d\u032b\u0327\u031d\u0322\u035c\u0345\u0328\u0359\u0327M\u0334\u031a\u0344\u0308\u034b\u0315\u0344\u030d\u031e\u0326\u032eM\u0336\u030e\u030f\u032c\u0323\u031d\u0333\u0345\u031c\u0316\u0345\u0348\u031d\u031e\u035c\u0327M\u0335\u0350\u0305\u0340\u030d\u033e\u0358\u035b\u031b\u0312\u035d\u030c\u0306\u0357\u0341\u0306\u0352\u032c\u0356\u0329M\u0336\u0304\u035d\u033d\u0343\u0302\u0305\u030d\u030d\u033f\u0300\u0307\u030e\u0341\u0302\u0352\u0321\u032f\u0325\u0333\u0333\u0332\u0325M\u0338\u0342\u033d\u030c\u0303\u034a\u030c\u033e\u030b\u0314\u0313\u030f\u0331\u033a\u0329\u035a\u031d\u033c\u032b\u031c\u0327\u032e\u031e\u0345\u035c\u0345M\u0338\u0344\u0309\u033d\u030e\u0312\u0351\u0360\u034a\u0306\u0351\u0351\u0360\u0311\u0310\u030d\u0344\u0342\u0314\u0319\u033c\u0345M\u0338\u035b\u0301\u033d\u0314\u030e\u0358\u0346\u035d\u034b\u030e\u030f\u0311\u0340\u0304\u0306\u032eM\u0335\u034a\u033d\u0313\u0352\u033f\u0306\u031b\u030a\u031a\u0300\u0340\u0309\u0306\u0318\u0333\u0354\u033b\u032c\u0356\u0323\u0319\u0345\u035a\u031c.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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15. \u201cYour hand seems pretty heavy \u2026 let me hold it for you.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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16. \u201cHey girl, is your name John? Because I\u2019ve never Cena girl like you.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n
\n Giphy(opens in a new tab)<\/span><\/a><\/small>\n<\/div>\n

17. \u201cI\u2019m gonna sue Spotify for not including you in the \u2018Hottest Singles of the Week\u2019 list.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

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18. \u201cAre you a meme? Because I\u2019d like to show you to my friends and then hope they like you as much as I do.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n

<\/h2>\n

19. \u201cRedstone is red, Lapis is blue. I\u2019d rather quit to main menu than respawn without you.\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n
\n Giphy(opens in a new tab)<\/span><\/a><\/small>\n<\/div>\n

20. \u201cAre you http? Because without you I\u2019m just :\/\/\u201d<\/u><\/a><\/h2>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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