24 of the spiciest emoji for when you definitely mean masturbation - Tech News - SEO

There’s something inherently a little silly about using tiny cartoon images to simulate sexual acts.

But we all know the usual sexting suspects by now — eggplant emoji, peach emoji, pointing finger at OK hand symbol emoji. Yawn. Where are the quality masturbation emoji?

The world’s most recognizably phallic veggie may still reign supreme, but it’s time to retire the ol’ eggplant for a while. It’s time to use other elongated food items — may we suggest the banana? Or maybe a bit of meat?

And there are also so many options for vaginal masturbation! All you need to do is get a little creative.

To help you out, we’ve compiled some emoji that are perfect for subtly sexting your date, having a laugh amongst friends, or quickly alerting your roommate to steer clear of your room for the next hour.

1. Hand + food combo

A raised fist emoji, a banana emoji, and a hot dog emoji.

Masturbation emoji: fist, banana, hot dog
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2. Pettin’ the kitty

Masturbation emoji: wave, cat
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3. The ol’ taco tango

A taco emoji next to an emoji of a woman tango dancing.

Masturbation emoji: taco, tango
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4. Orbiting Venus

An astronaut emoji next to a moon emoji.

Masturbation emoji: space, planet
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5. Meat Beat Mania

A fist emoji next to a chicken drumstick emoji.

Masturbation emoji: fist, drumstick
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6. Flicking the bean

A finger pointing emoji next to a peanut emoji.

Masturbation emoji: finger, nuts
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7. Shifting the joystick

Game controller, joystick, and fist emojis.

Masturbation emoji: game controller, joystick, fist
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8. Blasting off

A despaired face emoji next to a rocket, raised fist, and water droplets.

Masturbation emoji: rocket, fist, squirt
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9. Just hands… like, every hand emoji

Masturbation emoji: every hand emoji
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10. Blow your own horn

A kissy face emoji next to a trumpet emoji and gust of air emoji.

Masturbation emoji: blow, horn
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11. Taming the beaver

Masturbation emoji: bear, chains
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12. Paddling the pink canoe

A canoe emoji next to a double heart emoji.

Masturbation emoji: canoe, hearts
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13. Hit the bullseye

A hand emoji pointing down, next to a bullseye emoji.

Masturbation emoji: finger, bullseye
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14. Finger blasting

A peace sign hand emoji next to an explosion emoji.

Masturbation emoji: finger, explosion
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15. Shaking hands with the milkman

A shaking hands emoji next to a cow emoji and glass of milk emoji.

Masturbation emoji: shake, cow, milk
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16. Spank the monkey

A clapping emoji next to a monkey emoji.

Masturbation emoji: spank, monkey
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17. Ring the bell

Masturbation emoji: bell
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18. Sweet, sweet honey

Masturbation emoji: honeypot
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19. Gushin’

Masturbation emoji: waves
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20. Choke the chicken

A scared face emoji, a hands spread emoji, and a chicken emoji.

Masturbation emoji: hands spread, chicken
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21. Make the bald man cry

A crying emoji next to a bald man emoji.

Masturbation emoji: crying, bald man
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22. Shower time

Masturbation emoji: shower
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23. Pinching the dumpling

A dumpling emoji next to an OK sign emoji and a kissy face emoji.

Masturbation emoji: dumping, pinching hand
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24. Clowning yourself

A clown emoji next to an eggplant emoji and water droplet emoji.

Masturbation emoji: clown, eggplant, squirt
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Give yourself a hand, and try out these emoji combos for yourself. Though you might need to provide an explanation to whoever you’re sending them to, really the only important thing is that you know what’s going on. 😏