When two men (Andrew Dismukes and Devon Walker) try to buy cocaine in a nightclub bathroom, it becomes a competition by the dealers to prove whose coke is the whitest and purest.
In the new sketch, this week’s Saturday Night Live host Quinta Brunson plays a drug dealer locked in a “my coke is so white” battle with three other nightclub bathroom coke dealers (Kenan Thompson, Punkie Johnson, and Marcello Hernández). If this sounds absurd, it’s because one, it is, and two it’s not an uncommon occurrence after 11 p.m.
The escalating purity test between the coke dealers only gets funnier as each tries their hardest to get paid that night.
“My coke is so white, it’s dad sends it money every month for the rent,” Thompson says.
“No no no, that stuff is junk,” Brunson retorts. “This stuff right here is so white it takes its shoes off on the plane.”
The sketch only gets whiter from there.
